Saturday, December 25, 2010
Cracking jokes - not
Q: Where should a dressmaker build her house?
A: On the outskirts
Q: Why does this bus stop at every lamp-post?
A: Because its a greyhound
Q: Why did the strawberry get a lawyer?
A: Because it was in a jam
Q: What award goes to designers of door knockers?
A: A No Bell peace prize
OK, no further comment necessary. I need more wine!
Merry Christmas all!