I read in the BBC News today that a young woman holidaying in Cornwall was rescued by the same lifeboat crew three times in four days after being cut off by the tide.
In each case, she had been cut off by the tide while out walking and the lifeboat crews had to go into the water to rescue her.
She has since been given a "comprehensive safety briefing", the RNLI said. Despite her triple rescue ordeal, the woman was unhurt and said to be "fine".
“Fine”?! I think she must at least have a screw loose somewhere. And I hope that comprehensive safety briefing included the words “fucking idiot” …